Breaking news: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don't worry, they woke him up. How about the boy who brought a ladder on the school bus? Apparently, he wanted to get to high school.
We see you. You're the one trying not to laugh, but, honestly, it's pretty impossible, given these silly teacher jokes are so darn funny. If you agree, then you're in luck, because we've collected an assortment of our favorite dad jokes dedicated to teachers, educators, students and everything else related to school.
You're sure to be in stitches over these dumb-but-funny wisecracks that are safe for work, school, kids, adults and everyone else in your inner circle.
Use one of these corny gags to make your homeroom teacher laugh out loud or to give your class a chuckle before dropping that pop quiz during third period.
Speaking of which, did you hear about the math teacher that plowed a field? He used a pro-tractor, naturally. As long as we're on the subject, did you hear about the math book that went to see a therapist? Apparently, it had a lot of problems.
Yep, you're cringing over these bad puns, but we're guessing you're laughing, too. So, settle in and put your pencil down, because your only assignment is to remember these teacher jokes so you can bring a smile to someone else's face today.
- What did the teacher say after she caught the kitten cheating in school? “Don't be a copycat.”
- Why was the broom late for school? It over-swept.
- How did the dog get all A’s on its report card? It was the teacher’s pet.
- Why was the geometry book tired? Because it had too many angles to cover.
- What kind of shoes do frogs wear to school? Open-toad.
- What's the easiest way to get straight A's in school? Use a ruler.
- Why can't you trust chemistry teachers? Because periodically, they're wrong.
- Where do surfers go for an education? Boarding school.
- Did you hear about the math teacher that plowed a field? He used a pro-tractor.
- How do bees get to school? They ride the school buzz.
- Why shouldn’t you use a dull pencil when taking tests? Because it’s pointless.
- Why did the girl steal a chair from the classroom? The teacher told her to take a seat.
- Why did the boy do his homework on the plane? He wanted a higher education.
- Why did the spider go to school? He wanted to be a web designer.
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? They woke him up.
- Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
- Why don't teachers let students play hide-and-go-seek in school? Because good players are hard to find.
- I asked my teacher, “What rhymes with zebra?” She said, “No it doesn't.”
- Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to get to high school.
- Why did the math book see a therapist? It had a lot of problems.
- Why did the teacher go to the eye doctor? She couldn’t control her pupils.
- Why did the computer go to the nurse's office? It had a virus.
- Did you hear about the invisible kid that got sent to the principal's office? He's still waiting to be seen.
- How are English teachers and judges alike? They both give out sentences.
- What’s a pirate’s favorite subject in school? Arrrr-t.
