It’s officially spring — the sun is shining, the birds are chirping and there's no better way to celebrate the arrival of the year's best season than by telling a few funny dad jokes in honor of the occasion.
After all, there's nothing like a groan-worthy wisecrack to put a little spring in your step.
If you like that funny pun, you're going to love this collection of spring jokes that are totally sun-sational. For example, what kind of shoes do frogs wear when spring comes? Open-toad, of course.
How about this one: How do you kiss in spring? With tulips, naturally.
Along with those silly one-liners, we've also got a few riddles to test your skills, like what goes up when the rain comes down? Give up? It's an umbrella.
Whether you prefer corny jokes, bad gags or clever wordplay, there’s a laugh for just about every occasion you're celebrating this spring. The best part is that from April showers to May flowers and beyond, these spring jokes will keep you giggling right into summer.
Hilarious Spring Jokes
- Where do birds vacation during spring break? Someplace cheep.
- Why can't you trust trees? Because they're shady.
- What did one spring flower say to the other? “You really got me growing.”
- What kind of shoes do frogs wear when spring comes? Open-toad.
- What do storm clouds wear under their pants? Thunder-wear.
- Why did the flower crash his bicycle? He lost control of the petals.
- It’s springtime already? You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
- Why is the letter “A” like a flower? Because a B comes after it.
- How do you kiss in spring? With tulips.
- When is the best time to buy a trampoline? Spring time.
- Why are trees so forgiving? Every spring they turn over a new leaf.
- How do bees brush their hair? With honeycombs.
- Where did the egg go for spring break? New Yolk City.
- What goes up when the rain comes down? Umbrellas.
- Why can’t the duck go to the comedy show? Because he’ll quack up.
- What falls but never gets hurt? The rain.
- What do you call an emergency in the spring? May day.
- How does the sun listen to music? On the ray-dio.
- What do you call a bear that got caught in a spring shower? A drizzly bear.
- Why are all the birds flying to Florida? They're going on spring beak.
- Does February like March? No, but April May.
- Why do florists love springtime? Business is blooming!
- What can you find in the middle of April and March, but not at the beginning or end of either? The letter “r.”
- I never liked gardening, but this spring it’s starting to grow on me.
- What type of a bow can’t be tied or untied? A rainbow.
- How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer? There’s a spring in people’s steps.
- Did you hear about the flowers who went on a date? It’s a budding romance.
- What did the tree say when spring arrived? “What a re-leaf.”
- Why are flowers so popular? They have a lot of buds.
- What did summer say to spring? “Help, I’m going to fall!”
- Why did the bird go to jail? For robin the bank.
- What do you get when you push Easter eggs down a hill? Spring rolls.
- What’s the best place to plant flowers at a school? In kinder-garden.
- Why is April so clean? Because April showers.
- Where do thunderstorms keep their money? In a rainy day fund.
